Hello foolish mortals, I am The Sky Daddy, yes you heard correct I am the Almighty. I've gone by many names over the centuries Zues, Ra, Mithras, Odin, Enki, to name a few. I come to you mortals now as a businessman to conquer this world by means of money. My glorious plan is starting to unfold, be ready mortals for I am The Sky Daddy.
(I'm bored and my girlfriend is sleeping next to me so I cant do anything, so i thought I would introduce myself haha.)